Kerawang

School. 1st week. Year 2Dahlia.

Me : Guess where do I come from. A state that starts with K.

Amirul : Kerawang? (Kerawang means lace)

Me : No... kerawang is lace like the one on the baju kurung. Kedah la..

free

School. 2nd week.

Me : ~passing the worksheet to the year 3Tanjung kids

Le boy : Teacher, free! (Handing me the extra piece of worksheet)

Me : (laughing) it's extra. Not free.

Acik @ Aunty

School. Day 1.


Me : ~standing near the food counter at the canteen, waiting innocently for the cashier to return the change~

Year 1 kid : Acik, sosej ni berapa ringgit? (Translation- aunty, how much is the sausage)

Me : 1 ringgit! (Whattt? She just called me aunty so I marked up the 50cents sausage)


P/S : I went and bought myself a teacher's nametag that same day, as soon as the bell rang.)

I hate my sister. Rocket

By I. Alias, 9 years old via FB chat


I hate my sister because she asks me for money.
 ~the lil sister is eight.


I. Alias : Teacher, where do you live?
Me        : At the moment, kedah.
I. Alias : That's so far away.
Me        : Yeah. It's 5 hours from school.
I. Alias : Then how do you get to school so fast everyday?
Me        : Rocket

~Atm, it's still school holiday so I go back to my hometown.

Home

~hahaha not my brother's piece okay.

Not mine, don't whine

Here's a web collections of you-know-what.
Again..not mine, don't whine. Hehhs

The teacher (instead of the kids) says the darndest thing

Hi.

I am not good at re-telling stories.

I kept forgetting the flows and missed out the real lines. 

You do get bored at having to tell the same story over and over again, to several, different people, right.

So here. The solution..see below. Hehe

P/s - currently, it's the school holiday. Real stories will be posted starting January 2014 okey. Cheers and enjoy the remaining school hols. Yeeeeeehaaaa